Tuesday, June 29, 2004

The Real Idiots!! Please Stand Up!!

Lets say the goverment wants to draw the attention of all the idiots who are located in Bangalore. They can't send a personal letter to all idiots and instruct them to assemble in a particular place. They need to discover these idiots first. Then they need to i.d them. The goverment can tag all idiots by asking them to wear a T-Shirt which says "Idiot". But doing all the above is not easy. Not because the idiots will refuse to wear the T-Shirts. They will. But idiots by definition are too dumb to show up at the right place at the right time. Luckily the automobile companies in India decided to help the goverment "bell the idiot". This is probably a result of a wonderful innovation by some smart dude whose name is yet unknown.

This smart dude created a contraption which can be fixed to the brakes of any vehicle. So when the vehicles brakes are pressed this contraption makes noise ( in the name of music). Now who would buy this so called toy and put it in their vehicle. You got it right - The Idiots!!! In a single master stroke all the idiots in Bangalore assembled in a place bought this stupid contraption and now are roaming on the roads proudly announcing themselves to the world The goverment cant believe its luck. It was known for a long time that our country was filled with its fair share of idiots. But then to account for all of them in a single shot requires a genius. So to the man who invented this "brake musical instrument".. I salute you. From now-onwards any small kid who asks his daddy "daddy! whats an idiot". The father can just ask the son to look out of the window and point at a person on any bike which squeals like a pig when the brakes are pressed.

2 comments:

Vijayaraghavan TV a.k.a Vijay TV said...

Makes an interesting reading. I am also like you getting irritated by people who have music coming out while applying brakes. I don't know how they could ever think of that idea. You are very right in calling them idiots or politely illiterates. All those people never bother what the word disturbance means.

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