Monday, June 06, 2005

Ugly Actors Who cant Act

List in decreasing order of incompetence/ugliness.

1) Ajay Devgan
2) Vijay
3) Sanjay Dutt
4) Satyaraj's son Sibi
5) Simbhu
6) Prashant.

It is interesting to note that most or all of these people are sons of person's who can easily get into the ugliest-men-ever list. IMO - Tamil movies industry has given up on good looking faces and compensates for it with above-average behind screen ability. For Hindi movies its vice versa. Given that fact that the future of movies would have more and more of actor children coming in - the possibility of good-looking heros in Tamil movie industry is doomed. If Hindi movie industry is to stop blobs and she-males from getting in - the Dutts, Kapoors and Devgans should be castrated. There is no solution for bollywood's behind-the-screen incompetence.

Someone showed me Kareena Kapoors boyfriend (some Shahid or Saed dude) on TV. I swear he looks like a woman. More feminish than her elder sister Karishma(n). I wonder why good looking women such as Kareena have 'feelings' towards other women. It is sad.

59 comments:

Anonymous said...

i am shocked that sanjay dutt is ranked better than vijay. you have no taste.

dutt should be #1

Teju said...

arre...dude...

devgun has been doing some really good roles nowadays...and thanks to some tutoring by his wifey i guess:D

and...one cannot blame kareena ....she is so very masculine (she had larger shoulders than tushar in Mujhe Kuch Kehna Hain ;) )...that only women could love her ... :))

Anonymous said...

i agree dutt should be

Anonymous said...

number 1

Mumbai Girl said...

Ajay is not as ugly as Veru devgan. Have seen Vijay once. He is ugly. After Company he seems to be okay. He put up a bad performance in Yuva.

Sunju Dada is old. But otherwise he was ok when he was young. Not handsome but not this bad.

Ajith said...

Bharath.. you missed one.. Dhanush...Man you must see 'Puthupettai' trailer...is their a famine in T.Nadu?

Anonymous said...

LOL!

Anonymous said...

vijay is the ugliest.... devgan can come second. But the list covers everybody except dhanush.

Chandru said...

how come prashanth falls in mens category.....isn't he an usss....

Anonymous said...

feminish. well said. bangalore blogger

c2c said...

Devgan might not be very good-looking, but he's deifnitely one of the better actors in Bollywood. Watch 'Raincoat' to see him at his best. Shahid should be sent to a male prison.

Anonymous said...

Ain't Fair.
I agree with the rest of the list, but ajay devgan.. acts pretty well, he was only one worth watching in Hum dil de chuke sanaam.

May not be good looking...but who cares...

That too to rank him lower than vijay... ain't fair.

...

I can't imagine any tamil actor who is good looking who made it big.....


Anukris

Tom said...

Who ever created that list has no idea about what acting is all about. Should be some feminsh guy. I dont know about the rest the people there in the list. But Ajay devgan definetly should not be in the list.

Tom said...

Hawkeye, who ever you are. You need hang your self. Ajay devgan do not belong in the list.

cerisecarnations said...

u forgot to mention abhishek bachchan in your list.I cant understand why he did not take even 1% of his dad's looks or charisma. also shahid looks like a chocolate boy .kareena looks like his elder sister.kareena is beautiful only she needs someone well built who can protect her.with shahid its seems like he needs to be protected by her.

Anonymous said...

Ugly Actors who can't act.

Hawkeye : Could you add your defn. of good looks and acting ability to the blog ?

I agree with some that Ajay Devgan doesn't belong to that list..

Vijay : ugly ?? guess that means dark = ugly..
but not a good actor, thats unfair! I could mention movies where he's done a great job.., but I guess they would be knocked down as perspective.

anyways, u missed the guy in 7G Rainbow colony, he definitely can't act..

Anonymous said...

U nailed it tom. Ob, this guy has no clue abt hindi movies at all. Devgan and Dutt are both good actors who have done some indifferent roles and have done some memorable ones - Company, Hum dil de chuke sanam, Munnabhai and vaastav. But again, he has picked a list he thinks is right. Like i dont know much abt tamil Movies and i would make a list of most over-rated and most irritating actors in this order-


Zayed Khan
Sivaji Ganesan
Some muthuraman guy- keeps yelling all the time
o ya, t. rajendran- ** Not enough expletives**
vijaykanth...
Damn.. so many tamil heroes... all of them much worse than other :)

Anonymous said...

Folks,

don't turn this into a bollywood vs tamil movies thing. Sivaji Ganesan was a great actor so please don't get him into so frivolous an entry.

the earlier anonymous is right on the fact that Sanjay Dutt and Ajay Devgan do not belong to the list..

Anonymous said...

looks like cockeye has done it again.., after a dumb post on Bangalore.., the dumbfuck's come back with this one.

bet he has no clue on the movies that these actors have been a part of..

the very fact that he's judging the looks of male actors and puts so much emphasis on it, proves that he's a closet queer!

about time before we hear from those asswipes, andy and prabhu i guess..

jomy said...

Ajay Devgan shud be on shot becos of his stooooopid ads with Kajol !!
At the same time , watch Gangajal ..awesome movie ..with gud acting from Devgan!

And yeah ...sumone needs to tell Shahid Kappoor not to wear lipstick ..and also that he's not Shahrukh Khan !!!

bidaar said...

i think the person who add ajay devgan is this list needs to go to mental hospital. ajay is one of the finnest actors that bollywood ever produced. at same time he is one of the coolest and good looking guys in the industry. i think u need to watch his movies like deewangee. dilwale, diljale hum dil de chuke sanam, gangaajal, qayamat,ishq, pyari too hona hi tha. company etc. ajay devgan is great actor, and good looking man. think before u post anything.

The Bong said...

Agree with Teju - Devgan's value has increased by $0.02 after his marrige with kajol. But he is ugly. Sunju & Devagan have permanently drunk faces.

- The Bong

Afra said...

Sanjay Dutt is one of the best Indian actors so I don't know why you put in the category of incompetent and ugly. He played a variety of characters. Undoubtedly there are films he should have ignored instead of playing in them, but everyone has a right to make mistakes sometimes. And though he is not quite handsome, he's got interesting eyes and masculine appeal.

Anonymous said...

Bullseye Hawky.

You can add Tusshar Kapoor, Suneil Shetty(adding an extra "e" in his name did no good to his looks/career), Uday Chopra to the list.

Jayam Ravi, RB Choudhary's son Jeeva and most Telugu stars should be in the list. I always felt that mallu actors look much better than the so-called STARS from other states.

Anonymous said...

I really wonder who ever created that list. I don’t know about the other actors, but I definitely know about Mr. Devgan. Ok, I agree that he is not that good looking for some people. But hey, haven’t you heard, beauty lies in the eyes of the beholder. A person who doesn’t look good for somebody may on the other hand be the most handsome guy for somebody else. And I find Ajay handsome. There are people who think Ajay looks awful, some may think that he has awful teeth, but I’m sure of it that despite of these things, Ajay Devgan is the one of the best actors in Bollywood. He’s a very spontaneous actor; at least he doesn’t overact like the other good- looking dudes of Bollywood.

Actors should be able to act, not just to look good. If the list is of ugliness then fine. But what do u mean by incompetence or stopping the entry of such actors in the filmline? Haven’t u watched Devgan’s movies? Surely u might have watched it, but I’m damn confident that u haven’t concentrated on his performance. Throughout the whole movie u must have been just thinking that how awful he looks. Or maybe u have no idea of what acting is all about.

Don’t forget Ajay Devgan is one of the highly respected & finest actors in India. He has won the national award twice. He is the actor who can express emotions through his eyes. In fact actors should be like Ajay Devgan. He has not sustained in Bollywood because of his hit movies but because of his acting.

So his name shouldn’t be in that list. I’m not a fan of Sanjay Dutt, but I think he too has proved he is a great actor & even he has won the national award once. I don’t have any idea about the others in the list as I only know about the Hindi movies not other languages.

Babs said...

my thots ;-)

1) HawkEye loves controversies, and his blog is the place for him to rant, which is fare its his space.

2) Anony B'lore dude u r the biggest looser I have come across(but have to give it u, cockeye was pretty damn phunny..hehehe)

3) All the actors in this list (well the top ones atleast) started their career pathetic (actually pathetic is an understatement) but have improved considerably overtime, but yes but they still cant act, esp some roles..this Ajay n Sanjay n Vijay (funny they even rhyme) has screwed lot of good roles.

Anyways beauty lies in the eye of the "BEER" holder..hence hawky grab a beer and watch them u might even complete their movie without sigh...lol

Ekta said...

good looking women!!!
Kareena looks more of a man than shahid!!!
Wonder why men find kareena good looking?;-)

Anonymous said...

Babs,

glad you find the cockeye thing funny.., coz that's what I think about you too..

Anony from Bangalore..

Anonymous said...

Hmm! Interesting title. Ugly actors who can’t act.

Who? Ajay Devgan???????????????????????????

Are u nuts? What do u mean by Ajay Devgan cannot act? You definitely need a doctor immediately.

Anonymous said...

Who the hell said that Ajay Devgan cannot act???????????

Anonymous said...

Not bad!! Well said!! Who said Ajay Devgan can act? Did u ever see him acting? I never saw him acting.

Of course Ajay Devgan can’t act. He’s not a good actor at all.

Haven’t you seen his movies like Company, Gangajal, Apaharan, The Legend of Bhagat Singh, Deewangee, Zakhm………………..
Phew!!!!!!!!!!
The list is endless. I don’t think he was acting in those movies. Was he?????
It never looked as if he was acting. He was so real, he was so natural, and he was so spontaneous. Who said he acts in his movies. He doesn’t act. He gets into the soul of the character, right under the skin of the character and lives the character. But many people won’t agree with me. Do you know why?

It’s because u need brains to understand Ajay Devgan’s movies and performance, which many people don’t have. Ha!! Ha!!

andy said...

Babs,
Well said. Hawkeye can certainly express his views on his blog space. Unfortunately one moron in this comments space still doesn't get it. The pathetic low-life.

Anonymous said...

didnt i tell u folks that andy would be here ?
have to give it to him, he's a loyal asswipe..
cockeye must be feeding him good quantity crap..

stinkin dickhead..

Hawkeye said...

loser :-)

the bong said...

didnt i tell u folks that andy would be here ?

no u didn't tell.

fyi; the folks dont like you. may not even agree with you. you should take the hint.

Anonymous said...

Bong,

I haven't asked you for concurrence nor am i lobbying to be liked, a retort from my end would be easy.., but I don't think you deserve that..

eitherways, like you said, this is a blogspace and cockeye will have to put up with all views whether he likes it or not..

so u guys can continue concentrating on giving me a finger lashing..or you can concentrate on validating the crap that gets published in this blog..the choice is yours..

the irony is cockeye still gets away with whatever he does best and that's crap all over this blog..

chronic cyber dysentry

Sudipta Chatterjee said...

That one was hilrious: "I wonder why good looking women such as Kareena have 'feelings' towards other women." --- it really cracked me up!

Hawkeye said...

loser please dont go away :-) I love you.

Anonymous said...

no cockey.., wouldn't dream of goin away...
better luck at reverse psychology :-)

BTW, ur blog is still crappy..

Ritesh said...

with an 'anonymous' tag u have no credibility. i think hawkeye is creating a crater size hole in your behind and you still dont know it.

its just a matter of time before any blogger smokes your IP address out. maybe hawkeye already knows it.

why would you visit a crappy blog. are you a crappy person?

Anonymous said...

ok.., this is really getting funny..

what are u guys ? a closely knit family of bloggers/commenters..who don't want frank opinions..

Ritesh : I can possibly comment from different IP's, gateways and different subnets.
Don't be naive and more importantly dont be an idiot..

Eitherways, whats cockeye gonna do with the IP address ?
If I had a blog going, I wouldn't have used an "anonymous" id..

This is a public comment place and I can pretty much say what I want.

I've had more heated debates on other different blogs, but was never made to feel that "commenting" was a bad thing..

if u like what this blog says, go ahead and like it...and if comments are to be pro, then this shouldn't be in a public site

Why do I visit a crappy site ? Because this is a blog for crying out loud.., and I'm here to read/comment.

Please get accustomed to the concept of blogging.

and I'm not the only one..:

there's one anonymous who said that the person who wrote this entry ought to be hanged..and one who says the blog writer should go to a mental hospital..

my big question is : Why don't u guys stick to commenting on the entry ?

I seem to be a bigger draw, than the entry..which sorta validates my point right :-)

curiouscutie said...

What about so-so director and horrible actors Surya and Sundar C, son of producer/director (?) and ugly actor Jeeva and the politician(s) Vijaykanth, Nepolean and Sarathkumar? While reading your article, I couldn't resist the thought of the most ugly actor (ever?) Raj Kiran and his undeserving blockbuster with Meena. God! Save the tamil people.

Anonymous said...

seriously... Actually in Tamil there are a huge list of ugly, overweight unwatchable actors and this guys could only think of Sanjay dutt, Ajay and Vijay... Funny comedian he is... I agree with Anonymous, if you have the balls to write crap be prepared to take some crap too rather than going all defensive and giving the standard mantra of 'this is my blogspace'.. i have my rights and i am protected from all the million and one amendments... screw that shit...

Anonymous said...

WOW! All you people need a life! It is his space and if that's what he feels then he can put it up. What's wrong with you people? Don't you have anything better to do than to get mad over someone thinking an actor is ugly and can't act.
Should focus your attention more on something else than some stupid actor! I am sure the actor doesn't give a shit about any of you!

Anonymous said...

anonymous ( the one who posted previously..) and every other defender of this entry..

This is a blog, it has a comment section open to public to "comment" on it.
Do you guys dig that ?

if people comment against, it doesn't mean they don't have a life..

there's an option to prevent non bloggers and general public from commenting.., please exercise the option and you could have "yes men" posting entries..

Ritesh said...

so basically what you are saying is that if hawkeye forced you to disclose your identity to leave comments, you wouldn't express your true views. you are a coward who will anonymously comment critisism but a hypocrite when it comes to commenting with your blogger i.d

andy said...

You can comment but restrict yourself to just that...verbal abuse and foul language should be avoided...the 'anonymous' has used some of the filthiest words in the comments space. Don't resort to verbal diarrhoea and then expect people to just shut up and take it.

Anonymous said...

Ritesh : don't have a blogger id, if I had one, I would use it to post..

i've already said that..

Adding your name does not make you any more braver than anybody else..I'm not out here to win a medal for courage, I'm here to comment, so stop harping about valiance

Andy : I apologize ( to Hawkeye and everybody else who have commented ) "for the foul language", I read the comments and you're right, some of the things I've said are filthy..

but there have been prompters, for instance, your post to the Bangalore article was a prompter.

It won't happen again...

Vishal said...

Someone here said Ajay Devgan never overacts. well, thats maybe because he has never tried acting. FYI, in one of his recent duds, he played the role of a mentally-challenged person. Thats the worst performance I've seen on screen. And whenever he tries not to expose his lack of skills and plays a tough guy or goonda, its called 'subtle' acting!!!! WTF??? And Sanjay Dutt....yuckk!!
This dick-face should b shot dead for his terrible acting. i wonder how on earth do these 'Dawood's-ass-licking-bollywood' cocksuckers still have fans???

Anonymous said...

I am dissapointed that you have left out abhishek bachchan out of the list. He should have been #1 in the list.

Anonymous said...

Ur list is all but incomplete without abhishek bachchan being in the top of the list. he desrves to be in the list even if there is no one else. he has entered the industry purely by scooping on a silver spoon and inspite of having given the best of films and directors he has only flops to his names

amit said...

u should have included many of the dynastic sons of bollywood actors like abhishek bachchan and tusshar kapoor who have captured the bollywood industry blocking the entry for any new talent and grabbing the best of films without success

bobby said...

ugly actors who cant act- blogger missed top ugly actors like tusshar kapoor and abishek bachchan

Anonymous said...

Hello there methinks how has the funny face abhishek bachchan missed the list of ugly actors.had he not been the big alphabet's son he would have surely been a good comedian(side role).

hrithik said...

amitabh has gone overboard to promote his ugly son .audience can be fooled by using media to bluff on a perceptional level(acting) but not on the visual level(handsomeness).

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Sneha Jha said...

its ugly actors who cant act...
sorry but u need to reframe the list

ajay devgan CAN act
Sanjay Dutt has been around over 25 years...

why did you not mention abhishek bachchan and tushar kapoor uday chopra???
they cannot act to save their lives man for god's sake!

Anonymous said...

dhanush is superb,the best actor of the world,i am,the whole of south india is proud of him

Anonymous said...

Are you serious?? Ajay Devgan and Sanjay Dutt are not ugly. Ajay Devgan is way more talented and better looking than all the Khan's put together. They both are real men, not feminine like most of Bollywood actors today + the crappy newcomers.