Friday, September 29, 2006


I am new to Orkut. I didn't even know how to leave scraps. But I was kind of laughing my ass off when I saw some of the personal profile/introductions, my cousins have put for themselves.

For instance Here is how my cousin likes to introduce himself.

The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life istough.It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A DEATH.What's that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You getkicked out because your too young, you get a gold watch and you go to work.You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement.Youdo drugs, alcohol, you party, you get ready for high school. You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities. Youbecome a little baby, you go back into the womb, Spend your last nine months floating and you finish off as an orgasm.

languages i speak: Navajo, Occitan, Breton, Cherokee, Ibibio, Cree
religion: Tenrikyo
political view: very right-conservative
humor: campy/cheesy, dry/sarcastic, clever/quick witted, friendly, goofy/slapstick, obscure, raunchy
fashion: alternative, casual, classic, contemporary, designer, minimal, natural, outdoorsy, smart, trendy, urban
smoking: heavily
drinking: heavily
pets: i don't like pets
living: alone, with roommate(s), with partner, with pet(s), with kid(s), with parents, friends visit often, party every night
hometown: HomelesS...Care of platforM

hair color: bald
build: large
body art: strategically placed tattoo, visible tattoo, pierced ears, pierced tongue, other piercing, navel ring
looks: mirror-cracking material
best feature: not on the list
turn ons: assertiveness, body piercing(s), candlelight, dancing, erotica, flirting, intelligence, long hair, public displays of affection, power, sarcasm, skinny dipping, tattoos, thrills, thunderstorms, wealth
five things i can't live without: air water food clothing shelter

education: Elementary
high school: yeah... used to get high in school...
college/university: university college
major: yeah... am 24 !!!
degree: B
occupation: V.O.

I feel there is a generation gap with me and these people.


Anonymous said...

Is your cousin's name George Costanza by any chance?

Anonymous said...

The first came across such a thought..

anantha said...

George! Yes... Btw, sent you an email to the gmail addy linked to this blog!

I said...

adhane Georgy..

cerisecarnations said...

one of my friends had put his sense of humour on orkut as raunchy ...i have no idea what a raunchy sense of humour is ..but if he trying to score points with women with that i must say he is definitely encouraging them run away from him.

Sowmya said...

The first paragraph was hilarious. Generation gap - felt it bigtime on orkut. didn't want a constant reminder that I am deleted my orkut profile. Life is much better now.

logic said...

GENERATION GAP?!!! That guy is 24... what are u guys? 60??? :)

Hawkeye said...


feels like it :-)

Venkat said...

err Hawkeye,

I'm reasonably sure I've seen that piece in a forward before..!!

may be plagiarised..( if that helps you feel any better ;-)

Anonymous said...

The opening paragraph is certainly plagarized and very comfortably lifted. Doesnt seem like a generation gap. Feels like he/she is in a desparate need to find a partner for himself/herself.

Sudipta Chatterjee said...

That opening paragraph, even if plagiarised, is a gem of a paragraph. Hats off to whoever came up with that!!

Anonymous said...

Hey the first Para was written by George Costanza and here is the original one

It is plagarized !!