Tuesday, October 10, 2006

Hair Cut - III

Its official. They hate me. I am convinced that there is a centralized database that all hair-cutters around the world have access to. From Kerala Salone to Master Cuts, wherever I go, the hair-cutter peeps into this database and cuts my hair based on the instructions given there. What I tell him/her is immaterial. She probably never listens to what I say. She must be thinking "the computer says this fellow is in the most hated list of the Hair-cut world. I have specific instructions to mutilate his hair in the worst possible way" . Today I got the worst hair-cut a man could ever get. She drew a line on the back of my head. It does not go away. Why would someone do this?
If I never ever got a good hair-cut ever in my life, I wouldn't be this sad. But I have got 3 very good hair-cut's so far in my life (possibly because of some rule-breakers in the hair-cut world). Everytime I visit the Hair-cut shop I go in with an expectation if this would be the 4th best hair-cut. Unfortunately I am now left to reminisce those 3 good cuts. How do those people, who get the exact hair-cut they want, feel? I mean, what more do you people want in life. I can't even imagine how that sort of a deterministic hair-cut experience feels like.

12 comments:

Anu said...

Veruppethanum nnellam ille, had an excellent hair cut this weekend. :)

MLC said...

this is so funny! but neenga yaen adha "style" nu nenaichi yeduthukakoodaadhu?? may b yr wife will like it .. may b yr friends .. may b u look bettr w/ a l'il change ... appadi yosichi paatheengala? may b?? atleast till it grows bck!!!

Karthik.H said...

bad luck is ritten all ovr u mate... answering ur Q isnt asking for much...
u want a perfect hair cut??come to da local hair saloons in chennai...there's one near da kodambakkam station where i go...its pretty gud...they do a gud job...

and dude...they DO NOT hav a computer...so u can b rest assured dat they wont hav access to da barbers' database u r talkin bout....

The Desi Nole said...

Hey does this not sound like the elaine - doctor episode ?

Deepa said...

Reminds me of Elaine and the doctors from Seinfeld.;-)

Hawkeye said...

deepa & karthik narayana,

yes. on looking back it does. maybe i shld talk to the kramer of my life and go to a semi-registered barber.

karthik,

madras'la oddessey thaan. kodambakkam next time try panren :-)0

Hawkeye said...

anu,

hmmm.. i wud like to come and leave a similar comment in ur blog regardless of what post u made.

mlc,

itha solli thaan pozhappu nadakkuthu

Teju said...

uuuuuuuuuuhahahaha.... the haircut story never ends :D

Twisted DNA said...

What's with hair cuts and blog world... looks like we all are doing hair-cut posts! I just did one myself.

I am in the same boat, the barbers just hate me!

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yes. on looking back it does. maybe i shld talk to the kramer of my life and go to a semi-registered barber.

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