At the time of my marriage, I found out that my wife's uncle was capable of getting me FDFS ticket in any theater regardless of the movie, star, demand etc. So I changed my no-dowry policy and asked for a recurring life-long dowry. He had to give me a FDFS ticket, whenever I asked for it. Otherwise I'd send the wife back to her parents home and they in-turn would forward her to her uncle's home. That, I suppose is incentive enough for him to keep his side of the bargain. This time I am planning to use this technicality to send my wife away anyway :-) Well...maybe after I see the second day first show.
P.S: In Baroda Now. Pilgrimage trip went well with some LSE moments of course.