Sunday, August 05, 2007

Kabali Times: World Bathroom Day

PTI Reports via Kabali Times
On the backdrop of a stylishly tuned song by T.R, Suresh Raina, Visu, Arundhati Roy, Akhtar, and Barkha Dutt called 'All Fart and No Shit' - CIBA Pharma and Hallmark announced that World Bathroom Day will be celebrated starting this year. The exact date will not be announced. You will know it when you get a forwarded mail or a greeting card with a photo of a commode, a banana and a tablet specially prepared by CIBA. This day is meant to honor and recognize people who have severe constipation problems. On this day such people will 'burst out' their 'bottled up' 'feelings'. Mr. Adaisal, CEO while addressing the media said that Pharma companies, also, want to get into the *.day fun and start xyz_days that are medically uplifting.
The mode of personal greeting that is encouraged by the sponsors involve people walking up to their relatives/friends/parents with a constipated face and the moment they get near them they have to give a very relieved smile that ends with a sigh. Brothers are encouraged to buy yellow color sarees for their sisters on this day. Actor Ramarajan has kindly agreed to be the icon for this day. People will open their bathroom doors to outsiders, who are looking for a few moments of Peace and quiet. 'Manase Nee Relax Please' Book by Swami Sukhabodhananda will be provided in every bathroom.
'Vaada Vaada Veliye Vaada' Tamil Song and Shammi Kapoors 'Aa Aah Aa Jaa' Hindi song are theme songs for this day. Ideas on other regional language songs are invited by Mr. Adaisal. Negotiations are in progress to rope in Off Spring's song 'Come out and Play'.

7 comments:

Vee Cee said...

You forgot to mention the pakkathaathu mama sitting on his thinnai, going "THERE they go again. Commercializing something that is holesome, shitisfying and relaxativing!!!! Naekkennavo idhu serinnu padalai."

Anonymous said...

Looking forward to the era where media is banned! Couldnt stand any of them. It's getting ridiculously stupid day by day. One thinks and sighs about the early 90's when DD- news served well one n all.

senthil

Venkat said...

lol..

or Weird Al Yankovich's :
Smells like Nirvana.

Karthik Sriram said...

LOL - super dude! I was about to write something on this too - its good u came up with a much better version...

LKS

MLC said...

LOL:-)!!

VC - idhukkelaam commnt adika thaandi adichindu modhalla vandhuduveengaley!!

Ram Prasadh said...

I thut "Varuthu varuthu vilagu vilagu" and "Vaa Vaa Vasanthamey" song will also feature too.
Do you remember thtz wat Prabhu sings in Arangetra Vaelai in bathroom to tease Revathi.
LOL :-)

Anonymous said...

Well, a relative of mine was caught singing this song while in the loo:
An oldie starting "Naan petra selvam, nalamana selvam"..
The charanams go like this:
"Thottal manakkum javvadhu
Suvaithal inikkum thenpagu
...
"
Needless to say, the people outside hearing this impromptu performance were ROTFL :-)